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Wattson's Certified EV Expert Diploma (printable)

€4.54 (plus tax)

Know someone who has owned an electric car for three weeks and now explains torque at every family dinner? Make it official.

Wattson, The Hay-List's EV evangelist who has never fixed anything himself, awards this Diploma of Completely Unearned Confidence to anyone who: ✓ can say "instant torque" twice in one sentence ✓ knows roughly where the charging port is ✓ considers silence a performance feature ✓ has successfully phoned a guy who can fix it

You get:

  • A fillable PDF: type their name and the date, then print
  • A print version with blank lines to fill in by hand
  • Landscape A4 (also prints fine on US Letter with "fit to page")

The perfect gag gift for EV owners, car nerds and anyone who has said "well, actually" about batteries. Instant download. For personal use. Qualifies the holder to repair absolutely nothing.

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